Jingle bells (Batman): Play

Jingle bells (Batman version)

Cast:

• Batman
• Robin
• The Joker

Scene number one:

(Batman and Robin are in the bat-cave while Batman takes a shower)

Batman:  I can't believe that it's Christmas and I fell into that stupid trash can filled with compost.

Robin: Well, it's your fult that you were dumb enough to jump in the trash can instead of landing on that mattress truck.

(The phone rings and Robin picks it up)

Robin: Hello, this is Robin who am I speaking with?

The Joker: Well if it isn't the boy blunder, may I speak with the caped crusader?

(Robin hangs up the phone at that very second and turns to Batman)

Robin: Holy mechanical failure Batman.

Batman: What is it Robin?

Robin: The Joker stole one of the tires off the bat mobile and ran away.

Batman: We have to stop the clown price of crime before he causes more problems for the city.

Robin: Let's go!!

(Batman and Robin leave the bat-cave to go apprehend the Joker.)